ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

(via teavibes)

fuckbangovers:

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

i would say this is made up but we had a fucking intercom system between my house and my grandparent’s house right next door when i was growing up and it was wild..

(Source: waifyu, via thebootydiaries)

g44fr:

does anyone still follow me lmao

black–twitter:

(Source: thats-tea, via hulk-with-vagina)

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s a taboo to not find someone attractive because of weight but socially accepted to reject someone because of their height eventhough you can’t do anything about the latter